you make me feel like my first hangover
you're touchin' me like the very worst time
an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain
and i've learned my lesson again

i do the unoccasional dumb thing
i try to keep them many
and not so far between
and all the whisky makes me crazy
when i've got nothin' better to do

it's my confession
hey, it's my profession
well i profess, to all the rest
that i drink the way I do